1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Fred, it's chilly in here. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,000 In fact, it's freezing! 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,000 brrrr Oh-h-h, it's cold! 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 F-Fred, will you please turn up the heat? 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 It feels like we're back in the ice age. 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Wilma, the ice age isn't due for another 30,000 years. 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 'Even Dino's freezing.' 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 brrr brrr brrr 9 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Okay, Wilma, okay, if you wanna run up a big fuel bill 10 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 I'll accommodate you. 11 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Being cold is all in the mind. 12 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,000 There, I put it up to 20. 13 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 [bell ringing] 14 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Alright, alright, I get the message. 15 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Throw another log on the fire. 16 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Hmm, that's better. 17 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Well, time for bed, Pebbles. 18 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Kiss daddy goodnight. 19 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Goodnight, precious, sleep tight. 20 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 [barking] 21 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,000 (Wilma) 'Say goodnight to Fred, too, Dino.' 22 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Down, boy, down! Heel! Heel! 23 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,000 [kissing] 24 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Yuck! Cut it out, you mixed up mutt! 25 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 [theme song] 26 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,000 caw 27 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Ee-yabba dabba doo! 28 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 ♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪ 29 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:33,000 ♪ They're the modern stone age family ♪ 30 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,000 ♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪ 31 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:39,000 ♪ They're a page right out of history ♪ 32 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,000 ♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪ 33 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,000 ♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪ 34 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,000 ♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪ 35 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,000 ♪ Have a yabba dabba doo time a dabba doo time ♪ 36 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 ♪ You'll have a gay old time ♪♪ 37 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 [instrumental music] 38 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,000 (Stoney) 'Well, Mr. Flintstone, Mr. Rubble.' 39 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 - Ready for your workout? - Sure, Mr. Stoney. 40 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,000 - What do we do first? - Yeah, like, uh, what's easy? 41 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 First, we begin with some calisthenics. 42 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Now, do as I do. 43 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,000 One, two, one, two. 44 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 [grunting] 45 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 - How's this? - Splendid! 46 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Now, a couple of these toe touchers. 47 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 One, two, one, two. 48 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 And then, the other side. 49 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,000 'One, two, one, two.' 50 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Next, twist right, turn left. 51 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 'Ha-hah, you're doing fine.' 52 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,000 A little faster now. 53 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Stretch, turn, twist. 54 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Stretch, turn, twist. 55 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,000 There we are. Now, wasn't that easy? 56 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,000 I'd hate to have to do the hard stuff. 57 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 'Now, you men continue to workout.' 58 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,000 And when you're through, I'll give you a rubdown. 59 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Hey, uh, how about a little shadowboxing, Fred? 60 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Good idea, Barn. It'll loosen us up. 61 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:06,000 You know, I used to be pretty good with my dukes. 62 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 poing 63 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Never lost to my shadow yet. Heh-heh-heh-heh. 64 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 thump 65 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Eegh! 66 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,000 A comedian, huh, Barney? 67 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Now, laugh that off. 68 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 What did I do? 69 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Ah, here's something my speed, a punching bag. 70 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Ow! 71 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Hey, what's that thing for, Barney? 72 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 It's called a medicine boulder. 73 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 You strengthen your stomach muscles 74 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,000 by bouncing it off your tummy. Here. 75 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 boing 76 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 That does it. I've had enough. 77 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,000 I'm goin' for my rubdown. 78 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:51,000 I wonder if this will strengthen my head muscles. 79 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Just relax, Mr. Flintstone. 80 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,000 One of our expert masseurs will rub you down. 81 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,000 Rocky, take over. 82 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Now, boy, this rubdown is gonna feel good. Huh? 83 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 [grunting] 84 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 [thudding] 85 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:11,000 If this guy's an expert, I'm glad I didn't get an amateur. 86 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 [grunting] 87 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Help! 88 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,000 [whirring] 89 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 [thuds] 90 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Now I know what a pizza feels like. 91 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Nothing like a refreshing workout, huh, Fred? 92 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 [chuckles] 93 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,000 I don't know, Barney, I'm beat. 94 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,000 I think I'd rather be fat and pudgy. 95 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Come on, let's go home. 96 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Hi-ya, Wilma. I'm home. 97 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 - Be with you shortly, dear. - Okay, Wilma. 98 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Meanwhile, I'll pursue my favorite hobby.. 99 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,000 ...watching TV. 100 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Oh, these old-type sets are murder. 101 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Where are those rabbit ears? 102 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Hey! 103 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 [snoring] 104 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,000 'Come on, come on, on your feet.' 105 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Here we go. 106 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Nah, picture's still fuzzy. 107 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Uh-uh. Too bright. 108 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000 'Ah, not enough contrast.' 109 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,000 [swooshing] 110 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,000 There. Now the picture's perfect. 111 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:28,000 I know I look ridiculous, but it's a living. 112 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Hi, the gang and I have been waiting for you. 113 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:36,000 So, why don't you hum along with us? 114 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 [humming] 115 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:45,000 It's the "Hum-mmm Along With Herman Show." 116 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 For people who don't know the words. 117 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,000 [humming] 118 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Ho-ho, boy, I love this program. 119 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Makes you feel so intelligent. 120 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Hey, Wilma, come on! It's "Hum Along With Herman." 121 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,000 Hum Along? I'm hurrying. 122 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Don't let them start without me. 123 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Oh, oh, I forgot to sing you a lullaby. 124 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:10,000 ♪ Um, lullaby and goodnight la la la h-h-hmm ♪♪ 125 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Goodnight, Pebbles. 126 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,000 The Soft Soap company 127 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,000 makers of the world's softest soap.. Yuck! 128 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Just smears some on, and you'll be all washed up. 129 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Presents, Mr. Hum Along Herman himself. 130 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 [humming] 131 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Hi, all you hummers. 132 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 We have a great show for you tonight. 133 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:38,000 But first, let me tell you about our exciting new 134 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,000 barbershop quartet contest. 135 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:45,000 A barbershop quartet contest. Hey, that's a great idea! 136 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 (Herman) 'Yes, siree, gang.' 137 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:51,000 I'm inviting all the Bedrock barbershop quartets 138 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000 to audition for the show. 139 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Those accepted will appear next week. 140 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 And now, listen to this. 141 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 The winners will receive.. 142 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:06,000 An imported sports car, with motor in the rear. 143 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Close the door, it's cold. 144 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,000 - Sorry. - It's alright. 145 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Oh, boy, one horse power! 146 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 And for the wives of the winners 147 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,000 this stylish, fully let-out wooly mammoth. 148 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 What a coat! 149 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,000 There's nothing like a fully let-out woolly mammoth. 150 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Also included in the prizes, is this sensational 151 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 new automatic dishwasher. 152 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 whoosh 153 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,000 - 'Ooh!' - 'Aah!' 154 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,000 And for you golfers, a complete set of matched clubs 155 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,000 'from a puttin' pebble..' 156 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,000 '...to a driving boulder.' 157 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Wow, that's what I call a powerful club! 158 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,000 [chuckles] 159 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 (male 160 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 'the latest stereo record player..' 161 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 [instrumental music] 162 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,000 '...with automatic record changer.' 163 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 [instrumental music] 164 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 What an age we live in! 165 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Yeah, what'll they think of next? 166 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,000 And for the grand prize, a fabulous tropical vacation. 167 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,000 The winning quartet and their families 168 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 will be flown by Pterodactyl Airlines. 169 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 'That's right, folks.' 170 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 'Pterodactyl will fly you non-stop' 171 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000 'to that famous Pacific paradise..' 172 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 '...Boulder Beach!' 173 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,000 Glamorous, romantic Boulder Beach.' 174 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,000 'Swimming, boating and the best fishing in the world.' 175 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 chomp 176 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Now, that's what I call fishing! 177 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Wilma, start packing. I'm gonna win that contest. 178 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Fred, you don't even belong to a barbershop quartet. 179 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,000 (Fred) 'A mere technicality. I'll form my own.' 180 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,000 In fact, I'll phone the boys right now to see who can sing. 181 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 I'll start with Barney. 182 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Four, one, twenty-three,seven 183 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 eighty-six, zero 184 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:56,000 eighteen, two, five. 185 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Boy, I'm sure glad they simplified the dialing system. 186 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Hi, Freddie boy, what's cookin'? 187 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Plenty, Barney. I wanna see you right away. 188 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Sure, Fred, I'd like to see you, too. 189 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:10,000 - Good, good, come right over. - Be there in a jiffy, Fred. 190 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 - Barney! - Fred! 191 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 'Alright, alright.' 192 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,000 'Don't you ever think of knockin'? 193 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,000 [laughing] 194 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,000 'He-hey, listen, Barn. H-how's your singin' voice?' 195 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Oh, it's lovely, Fred. 196 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Uh, matter of fact, I'm soloing tonight. 197 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,000 - Soloing? Where? - 'In my bathtub.' 198 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 'Every Tuesday and Saturday.' 199 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,000 [chuckles] Why? 200 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Fred's entering a barbershop quartet contest. 201 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Yeah, and I'm looking for guys with talent. 202 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 I-I'll test your voice, look 203 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 come on, we'll start with the scale. 204 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Oh, oh, sure, uh, the scale.. 205 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Uh, let's see, I-I know the melody 206 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 but I'm not sure about the words. 207 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,000 It goes.. 208 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 ♪ Do re mi fa-- ♪ 209 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah. 210 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,000 ♪ Do re mi fa so ♪ 211 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 [clears throat] 212 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:58,000 ♪ Do re mi fa so la ti do ♪♪ 213 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Thank you, Barney, and as they say in showbiz 214 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000 don't call us, we'll call you. 215 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Oh, boy! 216 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,000 [instrumental music] 217 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,000 We'll rehearse for the singin' contest right after lunch. 218 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Now, where's that noon whistle? 219 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 [snoring] 220 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Hmm, 12 o'clock. 221 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 [creaking] 222 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 [squeaking] 223 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Huh? 224 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,000 [trumpets] 225 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Okay, lunch time! 226 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Knock it off! 227 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,000 Wonder what kind of sandwich Wilma made for me. 228 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Oh, no, fish again. 229 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,000 I'll skip lunch and start with the rehearsal. 230 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,000 (Fred) 'Okay, group, time to exercise our tonsil.' 231 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Aren't you gonna give us time for lunch? I'm starved! 232 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Me too, Fred. 233 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 I'm all set to eat this delectable 234 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 hard boiled henasaurous egg. 235 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 cracking 236 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,000 [squawking] 237 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 [chuckling] 238 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 I guess you didn't boil it long enough. 239 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Look, fellas, if we're gonna win that Hum Along contest 240 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:22,000 we gotta practice, practice and more practice. 241 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Ten minutes should do it. 242 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 We'll start with "Stony River." 243 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 "Stony River," huh? 244 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 Yeah, yeah, I like the old hits. 245 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Everybody set? 246 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Yeah, except, we can't read music. 247 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Well, that's okay. Fake it. 248 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,000 You know, like the big singing stars do. 249 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Now, uh, let me give you the right pitch. 250 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 [honks] 251 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Perfect! 252 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,000 Now, you guys, hum the intro to my solo. 253 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000 Your solo? 254 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Well of course, you gotta have a soloist. 255 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,000 A one, a two, a three. 256 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,000 [humming] 257 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:03,000 Not bad, boys. You need work, but not bad. 258 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000 Well, here goes. 259 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:10,000 ♪ Way down upon a Stony River ♪ 260 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:14,000 ♪ Far far away ♪ 261 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:18,000 ♪ There's where me heart is turning ever ♪ 262 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:22,000 ♪ There's where the old folks stay ♪ 263 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 ♪ All up ♪ 264 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:27,000 ♪ And down the whole creation ♪ 265 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,000 ♪ Sadly I roam ♪ 266 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,000 [rumbling] 267 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Avalanche! Avalanche! 268 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Out of the pit! 269 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 Everybody, out of the pit! 270 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Come on, Fred! 271 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,000 ♪ ...the old plantation ♪ 272 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:55,000 ♪ And for the old folks at home ♪ 273 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000 [indistinct mumbling] 274 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,000 ♪ Everywhere I roam ♪♪ 275 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 [thudding] 276 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Oh, buck up, Fred. 277 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Anybody can cause a catastrophe. 278 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 We dug you out, didn't we? 279 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 I was thinkin' about that audition. 280 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 We'll never make it with my voice. 281 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,000 True, but none of us can sing the lead either. 282 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Hey, you passed my corner. 283 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 [screeching] 284 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000 clank 285 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:33,000 Sorry, Joe. I should've put in safety belts. 286 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Yeah, that's a good thought, Fred. 287 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 See you tomorrow. 288 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Well, that's the way the bouncing ball bounces. 289 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000 No lead voice. 290 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,000 No lead voice, no barbershop quartet. 291 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:52,000 ♪ Figaro figaro figaro ♪ 292 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Hey, that's what I call a voice! 293 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:58,000 ♪ Figaro figaro figaro ♪ 294 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 [chuckling] That Barney! 295 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Whenever he gets a new record 296 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 he's gotta play it for the neighborhood. 297 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Okay, Barn, very nice, now, turn down that darn.. Huh? 298 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 ♪ Figaro ♪ 299 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:16,000 ♪ Figaro figaro ♪ 300 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,000 Haa-haa-haa-haa-haa-choo. 301 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Bein' a bath brush is a nice clean job 302 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,000 but the soap makes me sneeze. 303 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Barney, is that really you? 304 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Why, I, uh, hope so, Fred. Was me when I got in the tub. 305 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 I'm talkin' about your voice. 306 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Oh, my voice. 307 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,000 ♪ Figaro figaro ♪ 308 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,000 ♪ Figaro ♪ 309 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 splash 310 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Incredible! What note was that? 311 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Uh, high H. Very few people can hit it. 312 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Uh, now listen to this note. 313 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 I don't hear anything. 314 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 [barking] 315 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,000 It's, uh, such a high note only dogs can hear it. 316 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 Okay, fellas, the recital is over. Beat it. 317 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 [barkling] 318 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Barney, you have just won yourself 319 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,000 a job of soloist with the Flintstone Canaries. 320 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,000 - The what? - The Flintstone Canaries. 321 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 My barbershop quartet. 322 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,000 We're entering the "Hum Along with Herman" contest. 323 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000 You be at my house tonight for rehearsal. 324 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,000 B-but wait, Fred, uh, uh, I can't sing with you, you see-- 325 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,000 All I see is that free trip to Bolder Beach. 326 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Now, get your clothes on, soloist. 327 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 Oh, sorry, Fred, I can't sing with-- 328 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000 You'll sing, or you'll get this. 329 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:48,000 - Get it? - O-o-oh, yeah, I-I get it, uh.. 330 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:52,000 ♪ Figaro figaro figaro ♪ 331 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Tomorrow's the audition, fellas, so let's get to work. 332 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 Oh, I don't know, Fred. 333 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,000 You think we're ready to perform in public? 334 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 We haven't practiced enough. 335 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Relax, relax. 336 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,000 Barney's voice'll carry us. Wait till you hear him. 337 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000 He'll bring tears to your eyes. 338 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 (Sam) 'He sounds too good for us.' 339 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Nobody's too good for the Flintstone Canaries. 340 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Correction. The Rubble Canaries. 341 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000 The Rubble Canaries? 342 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Why not? I'm the lead, ain't I? 343 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000 [clears throat] Uh, may I have an A? 344 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000 - An A? - 'Uh, okay.' 345 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,000 - 'I'll settle for a B plus.' - Get in here! 346 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Now, let's take it from the top. 347 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 "Stony River." Go. 348 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:46,000 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 349 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:52,000 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 350 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 (Fred) 'Hit it, Barn.' 351 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:58,000 ♪ Way down upon the Stony River ♪ 352 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000 What? 353 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,000 ♪ Far far away ♪♪ 354 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,000 You were right, Fred. 355 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,000 His voice does bring tears to the eyes. 356 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,000 - It's terrible! - I get it, Barney. 357 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 You're trying to throw the song. 358 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,000 Now where's the voice I heard in your house? 359 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Still in the bathtub, Fred. 360 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,000 - 'What're you babblin' about?' - I tried to tell you, Fred. 361 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 I'm just a bathtub tenor. 362 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Out of the tub, I can't sing a note. 363 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000 That's for sure. 364 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 Hum Along Herman expects us to audition. 365 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 - Now what will we do? - Simple, Fred. 366 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:37,000 We invite Herman to my bathroom, I'll get in the tub and-- 367 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,000 Get outta here! You in the tub. 368 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Hey! 369 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Wait a minute, that gives me an idea. 370 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,000 I don't know, Fred. This whole business is kinda kooky. 371 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Yeah, Herman's liable to toss us right out of the audition. 372 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 Now, don't worry. 373 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Everything will be fine once he hears our soloist. 374 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Huh, Barney? 375 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Oh, this tub's awful heavy, Fred. 376 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 And what happens if my landlord 377 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 finds it missing from the bathroom? 378 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000 Forget your landlord! Just keep that tub rolling. 379 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Okay, but I'm still not happy 380 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,000 about taking a bath in front of an audience. 381 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Uh-oh. I-I can't go through with it. 382 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:26,000 - What's the matter now? - I forgot my bath brush. 383 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Hey, the tub, it's gettin' away! 384 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 thud 385 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Look out! Run away tub! 386 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 [screeching] 387 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 'Run away tub!' 388 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Duh, wow. 389 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:54,000 Must be one of them new compacts. 390 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Oh, boy! From now on, I stick to showers. 391 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Hey, this is the parade route. 392 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Stop, in the name of the.. 393 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 [whooshing] 394 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 How do you like that? 395 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 A hit-and-run bathtub. 396 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000 [marching band music] 397 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,000 General, this is the most impressive 398 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,000 military display I've ever witnessed. 399 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000 Thank you, governor. 400 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,000 But wait until you see our new secret weapon. 401 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 It should be along any minute. 402 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Look out! 403 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000 [crashing] 404 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 I don't know what you call it, general 405 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000 but I'm sure glad it's on our side. 406 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:58,000 [chuckling] Hey! This isn't too bad. 407 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Have tub, will travel. 408 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 [laughing] 409 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000 All it needs is a radio and a heater. 410 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Uh-oh! 411 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:10,000 There goes another one of those middle-aged sport car nuts. 412 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000 Dabba dabba! 413 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,000 'The shopping center when I didn't even bring a list!' 414 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 [whooshing] 415 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000 'Coming through! Coming through!' 416 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 [crashing] 417 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000 [cans clanking] 418 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,000 'Coming through! Coming through!' 419 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,000 'The name's Flintstone. Put it all on my bill.' 420 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Hey, you forgot your stamps! 421 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 (male 422 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,000 - Fred! - Don't worry, honey. 423 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,000 I just did the shopping for the whole year! 424 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 [crashing] 425 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 [screeching] 426 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Where'd he go? Where'd he go? 427 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Wow, what an ugly dummy! 428 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Boy, that was close! 429 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,000 Better hurry if I'm gonna make the audition. 430 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,000 ♪ La la-la la la la la la la ♪ 431 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,000 ♪ La la la la la la ♪ 432 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000 ♪ La la la la la la la la ♪ 433 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:17,000 What do you think of the audition so far, sir? 434 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Well, they're okay, if you like animal acts. 435 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,000 ♪ La la la la la la la la la-la ♪ 436 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 Frankly, Herman, the agency 437 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000 is a little worried about your show. 438 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,000 But, but my rating's gone up to minus 20. 439 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Oh, it's not the rating. It's our sponsor, Mr. Sockso. 440 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 He's getting tired of the same old commercial. 441 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Wants something new and catchy. 442 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Well let's see what else we have. 443 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 Okay, next! 444 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000 How do you do, gentlemen? 445 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000 We are the Flintstone Canaries. 446 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Oh, no! 447 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Not another trained animal act. 448 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 [instrumental music] 449 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 ♪ Shooboob bee doop Shooboob bee doop ♪ 450 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,000 ♪ Shooboob bee doop Shooboob bee doop ♪ 451 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 ♪ All the world am ♪ 452 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000 ♪ Sad and dreary ♪ 453 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 ♪ Everywhere I roam ♪ 454 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 ♪ Shooboo bee doo aah ♪ 455 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:18,000 ♪ Oh my darlin' how my heart grows weary ♪ 456 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,000 ♪ Far from the old folks at home ♪ 457 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000 ♪ Roo ba raba dubaa ♪ 458 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:28,000 ♪ Shooboob shooboob bab aaah ♪♪ 459 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Great! Wonderful! What do you think, sir? 460 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:35,000 They're just what we're looking for! 461 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Congratulations, Flintstone! Your group is sensational! 462 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,000 You mean, we passed the audition? 463 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,000 Not only that you're gonna be on next week's show! 464 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,000 Yaaba dabba doo! 465 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000 You hear that, Barney? 466 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 What've you got to say for yourself? 467 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,000 Uh, get me out of this tub, will you? I-I'm freezin'. 468 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,000 aachoo 469 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 [laughing] 470 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,000 ♪ Doodap daa dooroo ♪ 471 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000 I don't understand it. 472 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000 The boys said they'd be on TV tonight. 473 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 And "Hum Along" is almost over. 474 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:19,000 Well, that's it for tonight, gang. 475 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000 Hope you enjoyed the show. 476 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:25,000 ♪ Hum hum hum hum ♪ 477 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:30,000 ♪ Hum along hum along hum along ♪ 478 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 Until next week this is 479 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 the "Hum Along With Herman Show" 480 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000 reminding you to buy soft soap. 481 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000 Soft soap, because.. 482 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 ♪ La tadum dum dum ♪ 483 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 ♪ Soft soap is the soap for you ♪ 484 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,000 ♪ Soft soap soft soap ♪ 485 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000 ♪ Gentle for babies and brontosaurus too ♪ 486 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 ♪ It prevents embarrassment ♪ 487 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:58,000 [gasps] Good heavens! It's Barney and Fred! 488 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 [babbling] 489 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 ♪ Soft soap in your bathtub ♪ 490 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000 ♪ Use a great big hunk ♪ 491 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 ♪ Better buy some soft soap quick ♪ 492 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000 ♪ Before they call you skunk ♪ 493 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:15,000 ♪ Soft soap soft soap ♪ 494 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:20,000 ♪ Soft soap ♪♪ 495 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,000 [theme song] 496 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,000 ♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪ 497 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000 ♪ They're the modern stone age family ♪ 498 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000 ♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪ 499 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,000 ♪ They're a page right out of history ♪ 500 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,000 ♪ Some day maybe Fred will win a fight ♪ 501 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000 ♪ And that cat will stay out for the night ♪ 502 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000 ♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪ 503 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,000 ♪ Have a yabba dabba doo time a dabba doo time ♪ 504 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,000 ♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪ 505 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,000 ♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪ 506 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Wilma! 507 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000 [thudding]